February 2010
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“i can see his underwear. why is he wearing his pants so low? i bet his mother is...”
– my mom talking about lil wayne during his grammy performance
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aziz ansari - a night out with kanye west
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January 2010
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Watch
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“the peace sign is just a trigger and the middle finger”
– weezy
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NO BOUNDARIES IN THE WAREHOUSE
i can honestly say that if you've ever worked in the field of manual-labor, any morals you have go out the window.
YOU1: would you suck brad pitt's dick to get to jennifer aniston or angelina jolie?
YOU2: is he going in or on my face?
YOU3: doesn't that make you gay either way?
YOU1&2: gay? you're gay for not sucking his dick ... IT'S BRAD PITT
YOU1: do you know how much pussy you would get with girls after?
YOU2: i would wear his semen-elixir in a vile tube as a necklace, girls would be all over that shit
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snoop dogg ft. pharrell - beautiful
this song...
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“haters shake my hand, but i keep the sanitizer on deck.”
– ariel p.
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drake - come winter
you on that...
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MY POPS vs. TECHNOLOGY #2
YOU: how do i save a picture from the internet?
LF: just right click on the image first
YOU: ...
LF: dad, on the image! right click on it
YOU: I AM!
LF: dad you're hand is on you're phone not the mouse