SIDE NOTE: RAJON RONDO LOOKS LIKE THE LOVE CHILD OF BOW WOW & SOULJA BOY #IMJUSTSAYIN
PORTOS BAKERY’s pan con lechon sandwich with crispy plantain chips, in-house clam chowder, chocolate croissant & a mango shake.

“rambos tacos” is hella bomb - shits on any other taco truck in LA

f—- taco bell, rambo’s keeps it 100

6 bottles of FIJI still couldn’t do shit to tame the flame. i know milk works, but your homeboy is lactose intolerant :(
for a dude w/ no facial hair, i got some hobbit-like leg hair. peanuts courtesy of “Uncle Glenn’s Pub” … peanuts on the floor courtesy of @katiestanners, @iamtaylorsmith, @jon_a_thon, logan
it’s actually close to 1 in the afternoon, but i just woke up. vegas has f!@#d my circadian rhythm (even though it’s only a 1-hr difference), i can’t fall asleep until after 6 in the morning.
but the only thing i’m really happy about being home is my breakfast. damn, the restaurants and buffets were good in vegas BUT NOTHING i repeat NOTHING beats eggs, spam & rice to start my morning off.
… good morning :)
i thought it would be rad if i documented the process of me prepping for a block party i was heading to that night … & BAM! i gave birth to a new segment!
RECIPE:
1 JAR OF “RED” or “PURPLE” KOOL-AID
HELLA SUGAR
A SHOWER-HEAD
hit up the UCLA campus last night to peep this hella cracken stop for some ice cream (i know i’m lactose intolerant, but this shit is hella bomb). i recommend ANYONE especially fellow struggling college students in the LA area to stop by “DIDDY RIESE”. $1.50 for any choice of two bomb cookies holding together a scoop of ice-cream? two white chocolate chip cookies and peanut buttercup icecream - cot damn!
i only thought this kind of “fine dining” existed only in TV-land. but for a whopping $6 i was proven wrong. from the small screen of ashley banks working at “dippity do dog” on the fresh prince TO my -5.5 blindass bifocal eyes in a foodcourt. i present to you in all it’s deep fried glory, “hot dog on a stick”
braa i’m not even gonna front. i’ve been lounging around the crib since i landed yesterday in LA. the only time i left was to grab some grub at “EL POLLO LOCO”. prior to my week long stunt of losing my brain in SAC i was pretty much on detox during the last quarter of my fall semester. so i’ve been using these past two days to recoup, and since it’s the new year i’m rethinking to do up the detox again ahah.


i was walking around the airport and hit up a small convenience store. low and behold i found this futuristic shit. ASTRONAUT ICE CREAM! i was like, “why have i never seen that shit up north?” i flip it backwards and i see this is a product of THE US GOV’T haha. opened it up, looked like chalk … smelled like chalk … and it tasted like chalk. so i went to some soft-pretzel joint 2 stores down. i’ve only been in america for 2 hours and i’m already an american fatass.
i’m sitting in the denver airport across from two old asian men “debating” about, from what i can decipher, what color crocs they’re going to purchase hahah. it’s hella lame how denver has free wifi & edmonton doesn’t - womp womp. step your game up 780 annnd my first american purchase for the trip isssss..
...jamba juice :)